Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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