when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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