Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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