so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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