When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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