But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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