omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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