I want to make a zoo with you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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