Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm too high and old for this...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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