Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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