Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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