Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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