you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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