So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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