BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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