He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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