At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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