I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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