Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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