You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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