nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The air taste purple.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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