I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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