I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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