My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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