I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
handjob tips. give me some.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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