no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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