what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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