If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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