terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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