My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
