you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He passed out mid-signature
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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