So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
