Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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