And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You pole danced in your parka.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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