sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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