I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
