i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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