? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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