I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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