it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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