If you die in college, do you die in real life?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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