if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
