I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
