so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He? As in you personified your dick?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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