It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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