i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What a dumb baby whore.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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