Don't you send me to vm
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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