Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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