broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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