He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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