so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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