omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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