This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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