yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You have to summon your inner elephant
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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